Hehe, I am Your Half 《¤》Uncle

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak) knows the Spartan Prayer.

Person 1: Are you homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that Messenger Add Oak (Angel Jose Robles) knows the Spartan Prayer?
Person 2: Mhm.
Person 3: Hehe, I am Your Half 《¤》Uncle

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

uncle mel

A creepy native american uncle that enjoys looking at his neice and her young friends while they are in their bikins.

That guy was staring at my ass. He's such an uncle mel.

by Asseater12 September 13, 2016

Your Uncle Mike a Dyke

Defeats any roast may make world implode when spoken.
Only use when roasts get to strong.

Daniel: Your mom gay lol.
Me: Don't make me do it..
Tabby: Your dad lesbian.
Me: I swear..
Ash: Your granny tranny
Me: NIBBA YOUR UNCLE MIKE A DYKE
*world implodes*

by iced.milk May 11, 2018

Uncle Sam Special

While giving a person anal, you rob their pockets of all their money.

I gave her the old uncle sam special.

by Plutarchheavensbee62 October 2, 2023

Mr uncle

A really old bald substitute or teacher

Dawg Mr uncle called Evil jordan baldy's mom for sneezing

by surVIV(E)al November 10, 2025

Uncle

Another way of calling someone a homie or bro.

Stop smoking uncle, that's not good for you!

by Elcnu October 8, 2025

Uncle Sam

The personification of the United States as a male human. Uncle Sam is mostly known for the WW1 military recruitment poster where he points at the viewer with the text "I WANT YOU FOR U.S ARMY". His initials are also U.S, same as the initials for United States.

"Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam."

by France Is Terrible June 22, 2025