turd burgler

One of the characters from the old McDonald's commercials. Rubble Rubble.
by Grimace August 29, 2003
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bath turd

You say your name is Finlay and you love to fight? Well I say you name is Finlay and you're a BATH TURD!
by Mr Funny April 04, 2008
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dick turd

a cigerette that has had its tabacco pinched or squeazed out and replaced with marijuana in order for user to inconspicuously get high in public places. inspired by the stupid british term for a cigerette: a fag.
i knew i was gonna want to get fucked up at the baseball game, so i made a couple dick turds so i wouldn't get caught. let's just say it was a grand slam nigggaaaaa.
by steven gilman May 01, 2005
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Turd Burgular

Carly Delores Keefe of bensalem pennsylvania on roaslie avenue.
Dayummn that carly is such a turd burgular.
by carly keefe April 27, 2004
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turd boi420

A Stupid youtube channel that youtuber jacksuksatlife made to piss off youtube by getting the silver pla button with no video, jack is doing daily upload on turd boi420 because youtube won't give he the play button with out uploading videos, he is going to delete the videos after he gets the play button
Person 1: Have you subscribe to turd boi420?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Have you turned on notifications and likes every of his video?
Person2: No.
Person 1: Fuck You.
by I am not the real Jack April 28, 2020
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trifecta of turd

The act of taking an ass splitting, three pound shit.
I just cracked out a trifecta of turd, and my ass is bleeding!
by john crapper March 08, 2008
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turd cart

a cart of turds
ooohh man that bum just ate the turd cart
by henyt November 08, 2003
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