tooter tortoise

a tortoise that farts out of control.

my tortoise is a tooter tortoise

by kidsareweird January 27, 2022

Tooted

King of the roadways, best at getting the pretty girls

Boy: hey dad why that truck leaning
Dad: well by golly that thing tooted cuhh

by Squatted February 5, 2022

Toothless

A cute and funny boi.
Some (including me) would argue that he is the cutest and funniest boi.

Person1: "toothless is annoying"
Person2: "I hope your mother gets hit by a car"

by Jaxxe-ish-mis-hobby February 13, 2022

TOOT

Totally Out of Touch: a person, politician, or news organization which has lost contact with reality. See also Delusional.

Putin is a TOOT.

by Stickybird March 5, 2022

Toot

Another word to say fart.

Person 1: oouh, i just tooted.
person 2: what the fuck is a toot?
person 1: nigga i farted

by Kaz_tells_you_words March 12, 2022

Tooter Smooter

Fart smeller

Jacob, my weird uncle, kept on being a tooter smooter around the young girls

by Scrumble Bumshkin April 9, 2022

Toothless day

Thursday 14, if someone you love or your friend has a wobbly tooth.. rip it out

Derik : hey bro my tooth hurts..
Me: rlly *checks phone* Ahh Thursday 14th.
Derik: huh..
Me: let me see your tooth I will tell you what’s wrong with it.
Derik: ok bro wait it’s toothless day today, WAIT NO!

by Anonymous BB~ April 13, 2022