if you have ever met a Nathan, you will have absolute bad luck or simply have a shitty life. His English is horrible and he can't spell simple words. He is a nuisance but a funny nuisance for a friend.He is kind and helpful when he is not being boring. He is addicted to gaming and his anger issues revolves around it.
by ZZZsleeping September 2, 2019

Nathan is a depressed pick me boy who will say that they’re going to kill them selves when you break up with them. They also complain about how fat and ugly they are. Don’t waste your time or money on Nathan, since he is just a depressed little ugly musty golden retriever boy wannabe.
by Ispeakfactslmao November 25, 2023

Nathan's are loyal,caring,hardworking,and they are very chill.
They’re also a pussy pounder with a cock hung like a dragon.you can always depend on a Nathan whenever.they will always be there for you. Very attractive.they can be serious at the right times and you can always come to a Nathan in times of help and guidance.And whoever is on this guys mind is very special because Nathan's dont open up they're hearts to no one.they usually are interested in girls that they have known for a long time.If you ever get a Nathan......keep him close and enjoy him but just don't hurt them because they can come at you a million different ways that you dont wanna think about. Also HUGE cock the size of California and eats pussy like shrimp fried rice.
They’re also a pussy pounder with a cock hung like a dragon.you can always depend on a Nathan whenever.they will always be there for you. Very attractive.they can be serious at the right times and you can always come to a Nathan in times of help and guidance.And whoever is on this guys mind is very special because Nathan's dont open up they're hearts to no one.they usually are interested in girls that they have known for a long time.If you ever get a Nathan......keep him close and enjoy him but just don't hurt them because they can come at you a million different ways that you dont wanna think about. Also HUGE cock the size of California and eats pussy like shrimp fried rice.
by supremelysupreme November 22, 2021

Nathan
Occupation: Tomato Queen
Nathans must be stopped, they are the root of all evil, cabbage and cookies must win against the tomato queens known as nathans.
Literally anything is better than a nathan, nathans can be anything bad, such as the local racist, that one serial killer on the news, if they are evil or bad, its because of nathan. That piece of shit.
Occupation: Tomato Queen
Nathans must be stopped, they are the root of all evil, cabbage and cookies must win against the tomato queens known as nathans.
Literally anything is better than a nathan, nathans can be anything bad, such as the local racist, that one serial killer on the news, if they are evil or bad, its because of nathan. That piece of shit.
Person 1: Dang I can't believe that dude kidnapped a child
Person 2: Wow, I can't believe nathan did that
Person 1: Nathans worse than a karen
Person 2: Agreed
Both: Fuck nathans am I right
Person 2: Wow, I can't believe nathan did that
Person 1: Nathans worse than a karen
Person 2: Agreed
Both: Fuck nathans am I right
by amongusman December 21, 2021

adjective
1. Nothing.
2. Actually 0.
3. Garbage.
Note: Usually pertaining to the contents of a card pack opening.
1. Nothing.
2. Actually 0.
3. Garbage.
Note: Usually pertaining to the contents of a card pack opening.
by pERSONOFI June 3, 2018

by Slinky February 25, 2019

Nathan - a weird fellow who seems fun but really isn’t and is a big mood kill who gets 0 pussy and is going to be an example of the 40 year old virgin
by The truth bomb November 2, 2021
