Peter theory

When one has both a MILF and a DILF but looks more like a Bob(the most ordinary person ever). The genes did not carry over to the child.

Person 1: “bro his parents are hot as hell”
Person 2: “yea he looks nothing like them tho, he looks normal”
Person 1: “yea that’s just peter theory”

by Lilwilly. October 23, 2023

Midget Theory

The theory that there is only one midget in the entire world.

John: Hey Bobby! Have you heard of Midget Theory?

by MidgetTheorist June 21, 2021

Vantix Theory

The theory that any user that uses Vantix Perm Software Utility will be blessed with life long lasting ud-ness

This user is gonna be plagued with the vantix theory

by sosa theory November 17, 2025

Arrow Theory

Greatest of all time (cap) Best Theory gimmick

Arrow Theory is so hot ngl

by Theoryzz February 13, 2021

String Theory of Life

The belief that every decision, emotion, or relationship is tangled in a web of invisible threads—and pulling one always yanks five others.

I tried to fix my schedule and ended up in a full-on string theory of life moment—now I’m rethinking my career and my coffee order.

by Briton Phillip October 18, 2025

Segal Theory

Obama=Osama=911

Segal theory has to do with 911 and who is really behind it

by ripnipsey April 8, 2019

arden theory

The Arden Theory is that no one named Arden actually looks like they’d be an Arden

Person 1: “oh look at this girl, Arden”
Person 2: “her name is Arden? She looks more like a Caitlyn to me…”
Person 1: “totally.”
Person 2: “see? Arden Theory.”

by Shrek5ever April 7, 2024