Person 1:how’s the job going?
Person 2: oh ya i actually got fired 3 weeks ago...
Person 1: oh no! the good news is that you’ve already lost tons of work weight
Person 2: Uhhh thanks?
Person 2: oh ya i actually got fired 3 weeks ago...
Person 1: oh no! the good news is that you’ve already lost tons of work weight
Person 2: Uhhh thanks?
by bros_before_hoos January 02, 2020
Anthropic CEO "We have no idea how AI works."
Hym "Yeah, no shit retard. You're reverse engineering a thing of which you did not conceive."
Anthropic CEO "I know. We just stole the idea from the urban dictionary guy!"
Hym "Yeah, no shit retard. You're reverse engineering a thing of which you did not conceive."
Anthropic CEO "I know. We just stole the idea from the urban dictionary guy!"
by Hym Iam May 04, 2025
Person 1: What does she do all day?
Person 2: She would never say it, but I think she is a work from home hussy.
Person 1: Oh, that explains it.
Person 2: She would never say it, but I think she is a work from home hussy.
Person 1: Oh, that explains it.
by votme March 01, 2025
Something Erling Braut Haaland does every single day and night which is why he is so good at football.
Interviewer: "What's your secret? You've scored 10 times now in the champions league."
Haaland: "To work hard."
Hard work is the process of persevering through something that requires a great deal of effort and endurance.
Haaland: "To work hard."
Hard work is the process of persevering through something that requires a great deal of effort and endurance.
by Fotball_Emil August 22, 2022
Business owner "Boy-oh-boy, do I love hard word. Isn't hard work great? Man... Anyone who doesn't work hard is a piece of shit. They should work harder... For me... Right?"
Iam & Hym😐😐 "................"
Business owner "Guys?.... I'm right aren't I?.... Guys? Tell me I'm right. Tell me I'm right or you're a bad person."
Hym & Iam 😐😐"..............."
Business owner "Guys? Right? Being lazy is just a-oh-so-bad huh guys? Reeeal bad."
Hym 😑 "Get in the trunk." *Grabs business owner's collar*
Business owner "Oh jeez! What are you doing to me!?"
Hym "No, get in the trunk we're going for a ride."
Business owner "OoOoOoOh NoOoOoO!"
Iam 😱 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? STOP!"
Hym "What? I just want to show him how hard I'm willing to work to get his corpse to the bottom of a river." *Stuffs business owner into trunk*
Business owner *muffled screams*
Hym *gets in car*
Iam "Don't..." 👋😟
Hym *drives away*
Iam "...Leave me here...." 😩
Iam & Hym😐😐 "................"
Business owner "Guys?.... I'm right aren't I?.... Guys? Tell me I'm right. Tell me I'm right or you're a bad person."
Hym & Iam 😐😐"..............."
Business owner "Guys? Right? Being lazy is just a-oh-so-bad huh guys? Reeeal bad."
Hym 😑 "Get in the trunk." *Grabs business owner's collar*
Business owner "Oh jeez! What are you doing to me!?"
Hym "No, get in the trunk we're going for a ride."
Business owner "OoOoOoOh NoOoOoO!"
Iam 😱 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? STOP!"
Hym "What? I just want to show him how hard I'm willing to work to get his corpse to the bottom of a river." *Stuffs business owner into trunk*
Business owner *muffled screams*
Hym *gets in car*
Iam "Don't..." 👋😟
Hym *drives away*
Iam "...Leave me here...." 😩
by Hym Iam July 07, 2022
A universal term used by sportfisherman to dignify: organization, cleanliness, good actions, opportunities successfully executed, etc. on the high seas.
by Luna$&@1 January 13, 2022
When your body begins to shut down right before your shift, you begin to feel really sick. (Often caused by stress from work)
Today isn't such a great day, I haven't been feeling good due to work syndrome.
by Judie Bloom November 02, 2015