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touch toilet

Probably the biggest achievement somebody can obtain. If you happen to achieve touch toilet, you will be worshipped for months, even years. Touch toilet is one of the hardest life achievements anybody could be able to obtain. If you happen to achieve it, your name will be everywhere, you will be full of fame and money , your life will better up, you will have no worries and will definitely, absolutely, get a wife and all of your wishes shall come true.
person 1: Yo, who is this guy Zeke?
person 2: Wtf? You haven't heard of him? He is the one who touched toilet! You're a faggot for not knowing that. Even though I'm a guy i want to have his kids. Like, man, he literally achieved " touch toilet " in his life!
person 1: Damn! That's epic! I wish i was him!
by refrigerator 23 June 3, 2020
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toilet meal

Your fridge is empty therefore you're eating your freshly produced turd out of toilet
I was so hungry i had to go to toilet to make myself a toilet meal quickly
by Suklaa May 15, 2017
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Toilet Rumble

When a large group of people go into a public restroom and do stupid stuff like hanging from stall or banging on stalls.
Hey boys do you want to toilet rumble after school?
by GavinTWE June 2, 2024
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toilet

a thing you either take a huge pee or poop in
by minihoot March 13, 2023
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skibidi toilet

the worst fucking thing ever created on youtube. classic gmod youtuber dafuq!?boom! decided to throw all good ideas out the window and create a monstrosity about a singing toilet. To be fair, i doubt the man expected the series to blow up.

It's about these singing toilets which are at war with "cameramen" (people with literal cameras as heads), among other robotic creatures.

The series' primary audience is about embryo-4, despite the heavy violence and explosions within the series. Some parents don't give a shit though, as if the channels name containing the literal f-bomb wasn't an indicator that it shouldn't be viewed by their child who is barely even potty-trained. No, they allow their kids to indulge within the travesty of skibidi toilet.

The term "skibidi" comes from an arabic song that became a meme in late 2022-early 2023, around the initial release of skibidi toilet. The term is also commonly used for shitty, unfunny memes, colloquially known as brainrot.

Other brainrot terms include "ohio", "fanum tax", "edging", "sigma", "gooning", "rizz", "gyatt", the list goes on...

The series also uses the classic Tears for Fears song Everybody Wants to Rule the World. Such a good song was then ruined by this series. Honestly, it's this type of dogshit that makes me not want to let my kid near the internet. At least until they're around 8.
person 1: yo, do you watch skibidi toilet
person 2: bro, do you think i'm 2 years old? obviously not!
by wackshacklover April 10, 2024
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Skibidi toilet will be mine yeah,

Basically a song made by a YouTuber that went semi-viral on the internet, nearly everyone agrees it is dog water and absolute trash… unless you’re a Gen Alpha kid who for all their time watches Skibidi Toilet on their IPads.
Oh my! Look how ****** stupid “Skibidi toilet will be mine yeah,” Song IS! I just want it to burn in hell! What S wrong with these idiot Gen Alpha kids!
by Mymumsaccount July 4, 2024
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