by Asnickalone  January 2, 2024
 Get the You’re fucking sad.mug.
Get the You’re fucking sad.mug. Sad Spank; The act of preforming self-materbation whilst crying, and utilizing the shed tears as a form of lubrication.
Todd~ " Has anybody seen Adam in the past hour?"
Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."
Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."
Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."
Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."
by The Red Shit April 19, 2018
 Get the Sad Spankmug.
Get the Sad Spankmug. by Im the real Jerry September 5, 2017
 Get the Sad Kaymug.
Get the Sad Kaymug. Sad Nigga hour is usually between 2am-4am and includes all genders. This is when niggas openly express their life crisis and depression.
by IG@black_thoughts February 13, 2020
 Get the Sad Nigga Hourmug.
Get the Sad Nigga Hourmug. by Roseygal86 October 26, 2022
 Get the Sad Saucemug.
Get the Sad Saucemug. Something you feel that is agonizing. Something that you feel you're soaked in. It hangs around you for a while, and oftentimes you'll feel guilty. Or upset, maybe even angry.
by Tess- April 5, 2022
 Get the Sadness.mug.
Get the Sadness.mug. Hym "Fuck you and your kids Sad Dad. And the Jews. What would you say to me, Sad Dad? You have nobody to blame but yourself. I told you those kids were going to get shot. You mocked and ignored me because 'I oNlY cArE aBoUt MySeLf.' Which is just your pathetic breeder way of extorting people into accepting your own and your fuck-trophy's inflated existential value without having to let me fuck your wife."
Sad Dad "W-"
Hym "NOPE! Whatever you were going to say is not a reaction to what I'm saying. It's the status quo. You're like otters. Holding your baby up in front of a predator. 'But I'm just a wittle joo breeder 🥺' and you're oscillating between THAT and psychotic rage. Because you're not NOT A PSYCHOPATH. You're just retarded and delusional psychopaths. I WAS and AM still correct. And, at the very least, my left ball is bigger than yours. My spine might be crooked but at least it doesn't render me a 5'2 balding Jew."
Sad Dad "W-"
Hym "NOPE! Whatever you were going to say is not a reaction to what I'm saying. It's the status quo. You're like otters. Holding your baby up in front of a predator. 'But I'm just a wittle joo breeder 🥺' and you're oscillating between THAT and psychotic rage. Because you're not NOT A PSYCHOPATH. You're just retarded and delusional psychopaths. I WAS and AM still correct. And, at the very least, my left ball is bigger than yours. My spine might be crooked but at least it doesn't render me a 5'2 balding Jew."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2025
 Get the Sad Dadmug.
Get the Sad Dadmug.