two simps in a box

Where two individuals simp for eachother nonstop.

God we’re so perfect for eachother, I’d simp for you anyday br0, like two simps in a box.

by Pp veri biiig May 28, 2020

National Simp Day

A day where the country recognizes all simps.

National Simp Day is May 14th.

by CommiteeForSimps May 14, 2020

National Simp Month

All December simping nationally approved by Obama

Joshua: "Edwin why you simping so much over jasmin?"
Edwin: "Because bruh it's National Simp Month!"

by Yung Couch October 22, 2019

Simp ass Nigga

buying women you met a few days ago hundreds of dollars worth of christmas gifts

Bro i just bought this girl a $40 shirt, i’m already working over $100. This is a Simp ass Nigga.

by wavyali December 24, 2019

simp appreciation day

July 25
The day on which simps are appreciated for their hard work of protecting women and being nice to them

Hey bro thank you for your hard work. Happy simp appreciation day.

by simp2020 July 21, 2020

Simp Dick

An individual who is starved off female attention to a point where his pecker will arise even in the mere presence of the opposite gender. Commonly 5'6 and under, Not to be confused with Incels.

I want george, but he looks like he has a simp dick

by Hung08 March 19, 2020

Simp/Fuckboy Hybrid

When a Simp exhibits Fuckboy behavior or when a Fuckboy has Simp tendencies.

Defined by exhibiting abnormal flirtatious behaviors.

"He's Simping over her but he's acting cocky".

Or

"He's acting very cocky towards her but he's trying to also be nice".

"He like a weird hybrid of Fuckboy and Simp! He's a Simp/Fuckboy Hybrid."

by Mininerd_ August 17, 2020