alligator eyes

A male version of a camel toe. Similar to melvin but more descriptive in nature. Looks like the testicles of the subject are, in fact alligator eyes due to their opposite position from each other.

I can't believe I just put on my grandma's old ski suit - it is so tight fitting that it gave me ALLIGATOR EYES, check them out!

by E in Tahoe February 7, 2007

brown eye

Butt Hole,corn hole

Alex Sanville got it in the brown eye by his dog.

by Ryan Seacreast September 21, 2006

crazy eye

In the movie life aquatic steve zisou gets crazy eye when his friend esteban is eaten. He gets it again when the pirates come to hijack his boat and then kicks their asses off the boat. Bill Murray is the man!

the guy just kicked the shit out of that pirate, he must have crazy eye

by slop john June 18, 2007

Brown Eye

the stinky anal crevice also reffered to as: Asshole, Red Eye (only after a heavy thrashing) sphincter.

yea bitch, you took it in the brown eye!

by The Big Nug T April 9, 2003

Chinky eyes

someone who has eyes that indeed are small like chinnese people eyes

look at my chinky eyes in this picture.

wow look at her chinky eyes!

by Tayway! March 6, 2009

snoozy eyes

Characteristics of a black person's eyes that look like they're half asleep.

"Stop looking at me with your snoozy eyes. I can't tell if you're asleep or awake."

by MrWhitie February 25, 2010

smear eye

a person of asian descent who appears as though their creator (god) took his thumbs and smeared their eyes across their face.

EXAMPLE 1-
Ben: Hey Shayla don't you have that karate tournament this weekend?

Shayla: Sure do, wish me luck!

Ben: You're gonna need it, smear eyes are always better at martial arts than everyone else.

Example 2-
Ben- hey paul what's up bro? You still with that one chick Pjao?

Paul: Ya but i've also been seeing Tyuet Ming on the side.

Ben: You always have been a sucker for the smear eye chicks.

by Dragonzombie October 15, 2009