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Crone's disease

An irritation/inflammation-based affliction of the ears and stomach caused by watching too many Neil Crone movies.
I should have known better than to binge-watch The Ridonculous Race --- hearing Dwayne's nasally prattle for eight hours straight has given me a major case of Crone's disease.
by QuacksO April 8, 2017
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Childstein's Disease

A condition which effects nearly all humans, the suffering will have ownership of 1 or more miniature humans which drain resources and waste the time and energy of the otherwise capable. The diesease can last anywhere from 18 years and longer.
Did you see Jack's wife she is swelled up with Childstein's Disease, she should have gone to the doctor and gotten that tumor removed.
by Dr. Seymour Childstein November 26, 2012
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Peripheral Artery Disease

Noun (Also know as: P.A.D. ) Peripheral Artery Disease is a circulatory condition in which narrowed blood vessels reduce blood flow to the limbs.
Peripheral vascular disease is a sign of fatty deposits and calcium building up in the walls of the arteries (atherosclerosis). Risk factors include aging, diabetes, and smoking.
Wow my lower legs really ache for no reason, even when laying down. Probably because of Peripheral Artery Disease. Fuck.
by Mr. Wanna October 27, 2021
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Gay Disease

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Gay Disease, a disease affecting a few people world wide.
by World Wide Government July 20, 2023
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Pepperoni's Disease

The unfortunate souls who are diagnosed with this disease are commonly referred to as captain hook.

Pp go down
Girl 1: I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time and his penis curled backwards.

Girl 2: Oh yeah, he must've had pepperoni's disease
by Captain Hook 2006 December 19, 2022
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Dennisovitsch Disease

When you have to go to the Toilet for hours straight, without no one knowing where you went.
Dude he has been away for hours he might have the Dennisovitsch Disease.
by Expressed Sequence June 28, 2024
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Man Disease

Were either you are looking at something but do not see it or you always have to be right.
"Honey, does anything look any different?"

"Um...no?"

"Seriously! Typical man disease."
by Captain DRock April 25, 2010
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