Any 8 year old child

Devils in disguise that will say comebacks to a joke without even knowing what they are talking about and are full of memes. They will want nothing to do with you and then a second later force a hug onto you and ask for snacks every second of every day...

P1:My child is full of memes and is a little devil
P2: literally Any 8 year old child

by Oreo cat lover September 4, 2022

Child

You. If you are searching it, you are a child.

You: hey what's a child
Anyone: you

by ThEtBe February 1, 2021

child

something annoying

Guy 1: Ewww whats that?

Guy 2: Thats a child stay away!

by froggy_likesgrass November 15, 2023

childe

MAN THIS GUY IS SO FINE HE CAN DO ANYTHING ISTG

Childe is hot in my opinion

by ajaxslube(idk man…) January 4, 2022

child

Daughter or son.

My child is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Pro-child romantic preference

Aka. P.C.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who wants and or has children, regardless of whether they prefer to adopt children or have

Emily has a pro-child romantic preference, for she will only date people who want to have kids with her.

by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021

child

A person who is immature or annoying

That child is so annoying they stole my lunch. Or.
That child pulled my chair out from under me.

by tacoman69420 November 30, 2020