When a person jerks off two seated friends, one with each hand, using the ski pole method, with winter gloves on.
by Dan5 April 26, 2025
When you and someone else have both gotten to second base with the same person.
Not to be confused with Eskimo Brother or Eskimo Sisters, in which the two people have had sex with the same person. Or with Minnesotian Twins, in which two people have simply kissed the same person.
Not to be confused with Eskimo Brother or Eskimo Sisters, in which the two people have had sex with the same person. Or with Minnesotian Twins, in which two people have simply kissed the same person.
Steve: Dude I was making out with Nikki yesterday and she let me put my hand under her shirt.
Evan: No way! I got to second base with her last week.
Steve: Canadian Cousins!
*high five*
Evan: No way! I got to second base with her last week.
Steve: Canadian Cousins!
*high five*
by NotAnImposter December 22, 2016
One partner will climb on top of the other reverse cowgirl/boy. They will both make a rowing motion while repeating “Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!” The first partner to climax will yell “I Canucked”, then collapse on the other, hold them tightly and say “I’m sooorry”.
I hooked up with this dude last night, we did The Canadian Rowboat and fell sleep, I've never felt so close to someone.
by Quarantine Improv December 04, 2021
It's when your canadian child is old enough for you to kick it. Usually in-between 1 and 2 years old. You must do this while yelling, "Kick the baby!"
I'm so excited for little Travice's first birthday. I think he's old enough to get his Canadian Bar Mitzvah!
by Mrmcgreen July 17, 2024
For children growing up in a snowy climate, the coming-of-age moment where you're finally invited by your dad to join the group of strangers currently struggling to push a car in neutral out of the roadside snowdrift it's gotten itself stuck into.
by A Ninny Moose December 29, 2021
A Canadian Milk Bag is when you purée man gravy and diarrhea, suck it up with a mini turkey baster and drop a tad in your whiskey lovin’ friends finest bottle of bourbon. If they have a whiskey bar, dose up every single bottle. Not too much though, you don’t want them to notice. You must be able to repeat this task over and over again until they die. Why you ask? Because we all know that Canadians make the best whisky. This also works for tequila.
Tonight I’m going over my friend Mikes house. If he starts making my ears bleed about his fuckin’ whiskey collection, I’m gonna Canadian Milk Bag his whole bar. Hey, I never said I was a good friend.
by Capt. Carfentnyl November 06, 2023
To Jelq one must yank thy penis to enlarge,
Canadian Jelqing is to put a large source of Maple Syrup, cheese, Gravy, Snow, Moose hide, on the tip of the penis to enlarge it
Canadian Jelqing is to put a large source of Maple Syrup, cheese, Gravy, Snow, Moose hide, on the tip of the penis to enlarge it
by THEjelqmaxer August 07, 2024