sad horses mouth

1. a literal sad horses mouth
2. where a older woman or whore have lost their elasticity in their vagina, meaning then when it comes to intercourse its like putting fingers or a penis in a moist bin bag.

how was that girl last night?
worn she had sad horses mouth syndrome

by so help me September 24, 2016

sad tortilla

Doing too much Juarez cocaine and not being able to get it up.

I've been in Tijuana all night doing blow and decided to get a couple hookers, but all I have now is a sad tortilla.

by JJJonesy January 14, 2018

SAD

When someone pisses you off tell them to SAD or suck a dick

My friend: bro Jessica just pissed me off what should I do

Me: tell her to SAD

My friend: tell her to sad what dose that mean
Me:it means suck a dick

by I suck dick on the daily July 7, 2020

Sad Lamb

This is a term that can get you banned on Facebook for about a day. No idea how though but, those idiots at Facebook don't like sad lambs, I guess.

Sad Lamb. (you say that to get banned on Facebook)

by Attept3 April 29, 2021

SAD

Suck A Dick

Bitch you SAD!

by Human101101 March 7, 2017

Single's sadness

Single's sadness is what a single person feels when craving a relationship but can't easily be in one.

Did you see them they've got Single's sadness

by Anarchon March 16, 2021

Sad-vag

When you're a sad grill and feel like masturbating.. because you're sad and probably broke af

Girl 1: "My boyfriend just broke up with me! I totally need a sad-vag right now :(
Girl 2: "Girl same"

by Away1999 December 20, 2019