The first child in a mother and father's relationship. They are the ones that have the roughest time usually, and are used as a little test run to become a better parent overall. They're usually the child that the parents go hardest on, and in worse parents, it'll stay that way.
Person 1: "We should have children!
Person 2: "Yes, definitely!"
Person 3: "Don't, you have no experience, you'll create a test child."
Person 2: "Yes, definitely!"
Person 3: "Don't, you have no experience, you'll create a test child."
by InsomniaGameing August 8, 2023
Get the Test Childmug. A test devolved from Taylor Hetherington from the Autoalex channel. The test is to slam your closed hand into the bottom of a steering wheel, to see if a vehicle's horn, wipers, or lights activate.
by TeamAbzy June 1, 2024
Get the Taylor Testmug. by Rjdjjejdnndjs May 27, 2022
Get the Test 9mug. 
Faster, lazier way to announce your departure.
Originally used when the phrase "See you later" was misunderstood.
Later it was used in place of See you later.
Originally used when the phrase "See you later" was misunderstood.
Later it was used in place of See you later.
by Willy Styles May 27, 2006
Get the Test Fightermug. 3
by Whiggatrigga February 23, 2023
Get the Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity testmug. When a male masturbates on his back so that the aftermath of his ejaculation covers his penis, using that as lubricant for a second round.
by Ferrell Williams March 13, 2021
Get the Test Launchmug.