A jacob

When you have mixed feelings for someone😘💦 or 😤😒

I think I have a jacob for someone

by Sarah.k April 30, 2017

Jacob

A cum soaked hoe who looks like Bobby Shurda

Did you see how much cum was on Jacob!!

by #1 PM Player in SA February 3, 2022

Jacob

A very short person a fucking (Midget) with vey short Dick.

Jacob is a midget

by bryncas November 21, 2021

Jacob Simmons

A Jacob Simmons is a person that majorly ignores the people that care about them. Jacob Simmons is someone who will ghost you for days or weeks and then just claim they were sleeping or didn't have their phone. While they're generally a good friend and good company to have around, they do have their flaw of only hanging out or talking to you for a day or two then ghosting you again. A Jacob Simmons does typically have an excuse for always ignoring you however, although they are also typically bad excuses such as "I was sleeping and I just woke up to all these calls/texts" all while having ignored you for over a week.

"My friend just Jacob Simmons me all the time." "Dude, don't even respond just pull a Jacob Simmons on them." "I know you've ignored them for over a month, just Jacob Simmons them."

by Shroomiedaze June 18, 2022

Jacob

A person that is like the devil himself. A person so selfish, that anything you give him, he keeps for himself, and is just PLAIN stupid!

Jacob, why are you soo annoying!!

by heyaguys167! October 29, 2019

Jacob

Can be a robot to some people... Very shy but okay to be around

Who's that robot?? Oh it's a Jacob

by A1SloppyToppy May 27, 2019

Jacob It

The action of leaving a social gathering to go home and take a shit, specifically on a Thursday.

“Thursday night beers! Where’s Kyle gone?”
“He went to Jacob it!”

by AZTECISLOST August 12, 2024