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social media influencers

A group of untalented, immature, obnoxious and disruptive teenage boys who deem themselves "internet celebrities." They upload stupid things all the time. These acts include: throwing water on each other, singing off key, jumping up and down and riding on hotel luggage carts. People actually want to see this shit. The Social Media Infuencers have a strong, avid, cult-like following of horny, desperate and ditsy teenage girls who are absolutely infatuated with these boys. The boys usually go up to their hotel room and proceed to destroy it and post it on the internet. They are also known as cringe lords
Did you see those Social Media Influencers?
Yes, they are assholes
by CringeLords January 13, 2017
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broken social scene

A Canadian Indie Supergroup led by frontmen Kevin Drew and Brendan Canning. The group assembled in 1999 and features many other prominent Canadian artists who guest star on tracks and at shows such as Emily Haines of Metric, Amy Millan of Stars, and Leslie Feist. The band is a must-listen for anyone who claims they love music.
"It's been such a long life that we trust your heart is a whore and love is just lust. You want what you can't and you can't cause of fear. We've got to get out of here." 2005, Broken Social Scene, "It's All Gonna Break"
by trainee September 30, 2007
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Social Floater

A person, usually a co-worker or class mate, who is generally disliked by his/her peers but are totally oblivious to this fact. They will continue to socially interact with you dispite your continued attempts to get rid of them. Much like the turd that just won't seem to go away no matter how many times you flush.
"That new guy rob is the biggest social floater... I've seen some persistant turds but he tops them all, if he comes near me again I'm gonna punch him in the back of the head"
by Myster-A January 18, 2008
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Social Justice Warrior

A pejorative term for people who acknowledge the existence of racism, sexism, homophobia and other forms of bigotry. It was created by insecure straight white cisgender men who are terrified of losing their privileged status and preferential treatment in society as well as their ability to treat women and minorities like pieces of trash with public approval.
Person #1: I don't think it's OK to kill a man just because he's black.
Person #2: STFU AND DIE YOU STUPID SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR!!!
by qbdkusoemv December 1, 2019
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your social life

something that you don’t have like what the fuck. You could be sucking pussy right now and having a lot of sex but, you don’t have it.
“Bro do you have a social life?”

“No because I’m a fucking lonely bitch.”

“That’s right because your social life doesn’t isn’t real!”
by The Kinky person April 18, 2020
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Social Media Stalker

A new twist on those who obsessively follow someone who is not interested in a relationship. Wherever the victim goes and whatever the victim does in the world of social media, the Social Media Stalker is there.
Jadine: He comments on every Facebook status update, photo, and post. And now he's on Twitter, obsessively responding to my every Tweet. I know he'll find me on MySpace any day now. HELLO: I am NOT interested, dude.

Serena: Sounds like you've got more than just a facebook stalker. Sounds like a full-out Social Media Stalker.
by SocialMediaFox May 9, 2009
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Wone Social Status

Person 1: You hear about that Nibba Kevin with the Centrelink Sausages
Person 2: Ayo yeah g he's a bit of a sus yubba eh got that Wone Social Status
Person 1: Ahh true god G
by Musiman May 31, 2018
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