shit sandwich

The sandwich-like arrangement of sequentially getting drunk, smoking weed, and getting more drunk, leaving one to feel like shit.

Last night I was going to smoke a bowl, but I regrettably had a shit sandwich instead.

by The Shit Sandwich December 12, 2010

Ghetto Sandwich

A sandwich consisting of peanut butter and cheese. Can also be know as a poor man's sandwich.

Mitchell: Damn! I wanted to make a PB&J sandwich, but we're out of jam and all we got left is cheese and peanut butter.

Lindsay: Then make a Ghetto Sandwich.

Mitchell: Good idea.

by shake&bake December 31, 2008

Tan Sandwich

1. A snack food which includes 1 Strawberry Nutri-Grain Bar, 6 Cashews placed firmy into the nutri-grain, 4 Triscuits coated with peanutbutter (2 on each side peanutbutter facing the Nutri-grain bar).

2. A Native American's junk n' stuff

I was eating a tan sandwich.

by bngould291 October 9, 2008

spitzer sandwich

1. Any ménage à trois with Stephen Colbert as the meat.

2. A degrading sex act performed with the assistance of two NY hookers.

"I am the meat in a Spitzer sandwich." - Stephen Colbert

by thesaurus_rex March 13, 2008

Toss the sandwich

A two handed hand job

She used both of her hands to toss the sandwich

by carlosA December 6, 2009

syrup sandwich

A word from Kendrick Lamar's song, "HUMBLE."

From the song: "I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances."

by WRXSTI95 August 31, 2017

Mayonnaise sandwich

Boring, suburban white people. Specifically refers to the lack of spice or anything interesting about them.

Do you see that mayonnaise sandwich over There? His wife is jamming out to the band, but he just looks bored.

by Emmalouscarious August 28, 2018