pumping the watermelon

another way of saying jerking off.

guy1: dude my dad caught me pumping the watermelon.
guy2: fuck you dude i dont wanna hear that shit.

by wrestlerchance October 14, 2012

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Get the pumping the watermelonmug.

pumping the pipes

Smoking a fat blunt

We were outside during the party pumping the pipes.

by Nykimeow July 21, 2021

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Get the pumping the pipesmug.

Johnny 2 pump

the act of pre mature ejaculation within 2 strokes or less

Jeremey:“yo, how was it with that girl last?”

Ryan: “I gave her the ole Johnny 2 pumped then made her call an Uber”

by Squidbilly420@gmail.com March 18, 2024

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Get the Johnny 2 pumpmug.

air pump

Air pumping is the act of squelching your face into a ball before making an unholy air sound, as a pump does.

"I only air pump now" "Doctor harya"

by bart900.clark@2 March 30, 2025

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Get the air pumpmug.

This is the opposite of pee pee poo poo hours this this is where instead of being a whiny crybaby a person is instead meone who looks to fight and antagonize a bad or dangerous situation . Normally ending in your dick in the babysitters throat, mouth or face too celebrate when your return home.

I will only be awake for face pump hours.

by Lil pimpin May 3, 2021

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