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busted on one pump

When your penis throbs only once and you cum
I pulled down my pants and watched porn, I was about to start masturbating but i busted on one pump
by HAMZTK April 5, 2017
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Pump and Dump

"Beating retards at a game they don't know how to play and then LYING AND STEALING when you're too stupid to win" ~ Hym Iam
Hym "Hey! I want to pump and dump too! I want pump and dump Trump's daughter. If I can pump and dump Trump's daughter... You don't have to pay for the AI. But, seriously, maintain the tariffs and don't negotiate. He is clearly trying to screw over the American populus. AND... Upwards of 20 kids have been murder explicitly because I have been ignored! If you asked the Uvadle shooter what he wrote on the board in blood... What would he say?"
by Hym Iam April 10, 2025
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Pump and Dump

When you bop the baloney while taking a massive shit at a neighbor's house at the same time, while you are standing up facing the toilet.
Neighbor: "OMFG, RYAN!! THERE'S SEMEN ALL OVER THE BACK OF MY TOILET!! AND SHIT!! THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY WALLS!! WERE YOU DOING A FUCKING PUMP AND DUMP!?"

Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"
by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023
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trash pump

that wack-ass mumble rapper, that was retarded af to decline acceptance to Harvard, thinking that he's smart n' shit.
" Man, i hate that bitch-ass trash pump. Saying that he's saving the rap game, like we don't have enough mumble rappers to hate."
by tree-some October 15, 2017
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The ol' pump

The act of using 5 pump shotguns in Fortnite whilst simultaneously listening to Danzel - Pump It Up. Also a euphemism for masturbating.
'Dude, the ol' pump is so good, man! It gets me wins every time!'
by GroundNutmeg March 31, 2018
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pump trunk

Your anus looks prolapsed! Do you mind if I pump trunk?
by Milesandlocky April 20, 2016
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pre-pump pump

working out before sex so you're body looks more defined from the post-workout pump.
I'm meeting up with Ashley tonight so I gotta get my pre-pump pump in before I see her.
by Fuckmewitharakemom November 5, 2021
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