Piss Brain

(n) The distracted mental state resulting from a serious need to urinate. Usually resulting in a delay to relieving said need.

I totally screwed up the last 3 answers on the exam because I had Piss Brain.

My Piss Brain was so acute I had a hard time unzipping my pants.

by barfeedbob October 6, 2011

piss twister

One who is full of themselves and a smartypants

That guy over there, with the big mouth: he's such a piss twister

by Ma Golden December 3, 2007

pissing dog

A dog (or sometimes other members of the canine family) bred or bought for the purpose of defecating or urinating on neighbor's yards,homes and shoes.

Dave absolutely HATES his neighbor John so he purchased a pissing dog

by Brohtuiyuuby October 15, 2015

piss the stick

To take a home pregnancy test.

Worried about potentially being pregnant, Jessica went to the bathroom to piss the stick.

by raveninaforest August 31, 2010

piss kink

idk but i have it

i have piss kink

by suckmevageena February 4, 2022

piss penny

A piss penny is a small round urine stain the size of a coin that has soaked through a man's pants after having said piss.

"ah man I have such an obvious piss penny on my jeans"

Usually located in the crotch area, depending on the 'hang' of each man. Occurs as a result of insufficient 'shake off' after a male urination.

I can see that guys piss penny!

by campsta November 27, 2013

Being a piss

What dumb lair bitches like izzy say.

I dont wanan talk to u or bother u if ur being a piss.

by Captain.Coochie February 16, 2021