whiffle boat

The idea, person or item that does not make sense. Something that is counterintuitive. In basic terms a boat should not have holes, a whiffle ball does.

Beth's idea to offer bacon bits on the kosher corned beef and rye is jacked up like a whiffle boat.

by Davewd April 10, 2008

Boats

A nickname for a job title that is a called a Boatswain Mate in the US Navy.

Hey Boats you a going to stand watch today down on the pier.

by Ldmnc01 March 19, 2019

Gravy Boat

Having sex with a woman in the cowgirl position while she has her period so the period blood all drips out and collects onto the man beneath her.

Tim was gravy boated and didn’t even know it until he felt something dripping down his hip and turned the lights on.

by Mighty wind February 10, 2024

Boat Race

A slang term used in the United Kingdom that refers to the front part of a person's head from the forehead to the chin, or the corresponding part in an animal.

She looked like a bulldog chewing wasp so I blew my baked beans all over her boat race.

by Rodsmafia August 2, 2024

Mexican Boat Missile

A transgender Mexican who claims to be female but in reality is a male

Dude I was boutta eat her out until she pulled out a Mexican boat missile. It was bigger than mine

by Lesean McCoy July 5, 2025

BOAT

BOAT is and acronym for Bops Of All Time such as movies, songs, and media that deserve such praise.

"Damn Say It Ain't So is a BOAT"

by The machine that runs on vodka October 21, 2018

BOAT

Big Ol Ass n Titties

“Damn that chicks got a BOAT!”

“She a regular boat hoe”

by DaUrbanPhilocypher July 19, 2025