punch out a nugget

To hold in a shit for as long as possible to build up pressure then excrete it out with maximum force.

Fuck me i need to punch out a nugget, i've been hanging all day.

by Bam Candee January 23, 2005

Cunt Nugget Napkin

A tampon or any tampon like device used to soak up period juice.

Hey Sally is on the rag. Give her my old tee shirt to use as a cunt nugget napkin.

by Zeke 4 one is he October 10, 2011

Peruvian meat nugget

A failed attempt at giving someone a Cleveland steamer.

I was trying to give Cindy a nice solid turd on her chest but all that came out were little Peruvian meat nuggets.

by scatophile56 March 26, 2008

Captain Save a Nugget

Captain Save a Nug for short.

One who possesses a miserly trait in the despensment or matching of weed.

What's up, Captain Save a Nugget. You collecting that weed or are we gonna smoke some?

He's such a Captain Save a Nug; he always smokes up on my shit. Fool never brings his own chronic.

by Butteredstuffs May 21, 2007

artificial chicken nuggets

So-called chicken nuggets that are sold in school cafeterias. They are disgusting chicken nuggets that are fake. They are the chicken nuggets sold in all schools.

"Ew! We have artificial chicken nuggets! GROSS!"

by Jeff Goldblum 101 June 16, 2020

Boiling Chicken Nuggets

When a task is very easy but the end results are not at all satisfying.

Person 1: Hey did you play halo 5?
Person 2: Yeah, but it was like boiling chicken nuggets.

by Someonewhoisn'tsomeoneElse May 14, 2016

frosty turd nuggets

Frosty turd nuggets. When a group of guys are so bad at a sport that they instead play with their own poop and eat it.

My god did you see how bad that team played? They were playing like a bunch of frosty turd nuggets.

Dad do we have to watch these frosty turd nuggets they suck!

by California snafu October 10, 2018