Michael Haslam

An Extreme Wheeler. Fucks all the bitches in town, and gets a new one every night.

Guy 1: Im so proud of myself... I had a threesome with the two hottest girls in our school last night.
Guy 2: Settle down there Michael Haslam!

by Jonas Timothy Gamao October 15, 2011

Michael Power

Someone who is gay, academically smart but still somehow and idiot

Stop being such a Michael power

by Michael not Power January 24, 2022

michael craxford

A guy who loves to kill the happy mood in the room by only walking into said room.

Quote: Common Enemy- Get Michael Craxford

by BobTheBlob September 9, 2014

Michael Jordan

An overrated NBA player who played in a weak era and was hyped by the media too much that people got boners over him. The bulls were still a contending team without him after his first retirement

Michael Jordan played in a weak era. If he didnt have Scottie Pippen he wouldnt have looked so good. MJ is levels below Kobe and should be thankful to have Pippen on his team

by nba genius November 16, 2011

Michael Ly

Someone who looks Chinese, but isn't actually.

Nick: "Hey Mike...Michael Ly!"

Mike: "I'm behind you, idiot."

Nick: "Oh, sorry. Anyway, can you help me out with this Chinese book I have? I'm stuck on this word-"

Mike: "I can't really speak Chinese, sorry."

Nick: "...you mean...you don't know any Chinese? Your own mother/ father-speaking, native language which founded your heritage and the culture of your ancestors?!"

Mike: "Yeah, I don't actually know."

Nick: "So I could call you a tóng xìng and you wouldn't have any fucking clue would you?"

Mike: "No. I am ashamed of myself."

Nick: "That's right. Now go and sit in the corner you tóng xìng. And while you're there, you can cry for me...yes, cry...cry for me!"

Mike: *cries*

Nick: "Cry louder!"

Mikes: *cries more, then takes Samurai sword and performs Harikiri* (this is technically Japanese but we know that Chinese and Japanese are the same thing).

by 1nyro January 24, 2009

black michael

Dates girls named crissy and has a two inch prcker have fun with that nigger

Black michael to bad he dates that crissy whore

by Fffuuucccdddrrriob July 6, 2014

Michael the Ginger

An extremely AWESOME ginger. He knows every rap song and is extremely funny. He's always loving but, is really competitive when it comes to World of Warcraft and Xbox. And he hates little kids. (Usually around 7 or under)

Little boy on xbox: That kid is picking on me !

Me: It's Michael the Ginger ! o:

by emmh1473 July 13, 2011