Matthew

ugly, stupid, unfunny, boring. no one likes matthew

I HATE MATTHEW UGHHHDHDHDHBSWJC

by pluhmm November 16, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is the love of my life. He’s the most popular guy in my year group. Smirks a lot, loves to annoy you, and is easy to become friends with. Say hi to the Matthew in your life for me 😁

“Oh look that looks like your next crush”
“I wonder what his name is”
“Probably Matthew. Look, he’s grinning at you”

by Recruit.2 November 17, 2021

Matthew

Someone that usually fucks your mom

Matthew fucks your mom

by Matthew909 November 20, 2021

Ormiston Sir Stanley Matthews Academy

Honestly, a crap school

Ormiston Sir Stanley Matthews Academy seems good, do you go there
It's a living hell, trust me

by demigoggle September 7, 2021

Matthew The Rodent

He can be seen waiting around ice walls saying it’s the Leo Williams method. You can see him scuttling around school or very rarely scuttling around out of his attic when he goes to get his magi noodles. He is a rare breed of rodent.

Hey you white whacked
Matthew The Rodent: you dirty stinking negro spear chucking monkey blackie dirt

by Matthew Kelly Man September 9, 2021

isaiah matthews a simp

He Jus Is Bc I Said It!

Isaiah Why You Always Simpin Over That Mfkin Girl ?

Isaiah : STFU N LEAVE ME ALONE LMAOAOA!

isaiah matthews a simp being defined is a very friendly person and is a simp

by Nye_Cere September 13, 2021

Matthew

This guy has a hundred fucking memes on his phone.

Matthew, did you-

yes, yes i did

by that one gay neighbor September 14, 2021