A subterranean beast that resembles an old woman. They can be found in sewers, abandoned subway systems, and other dark, wet places. They hibernate every 20 years, then come out of their lair and apply for a job at the local middle or high school. These creatures love watching children suffer, and will regularly steal or "confiscate" the belongings of their students. Math teachers also have the unique ability to warp time and space, making their class period last longer than the others. Every couple of years a child will go missing at school and then a few months later they'll find the body in the sewer. There is still some speculation, but theorists suggest this was the teachers fault.
by larrybobjoe January 5, 2022
Get the Math Teachermug. by shaysbay December 28, 2023
Get the Mathmug. The embodiment of hell. I would not wish this shitty punishment upon even my worst enemy. Help me- no sparx is very good yes i love it. (HELP MY TOES ARE BEING CHOPEED OFF) yes i am getting so smart for saying 1+1=3 mhm mhmmmmm (HELP PLEASE NOT A DRILL)
by Aesodynx May 21, 2023
Get the Sparx mathsmug. 
Person 1 : hey do you know what MATH Stands For
Person 2 : No what does it stand for
Person 1: Its Stands for
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans
Person 2 : No what does it stand for
Person 1: Its Stands for
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans
by OneSaltyBoi25 June 15, 2018
Get the MATHmug. by Burgchurg November 3, 2019
Get the Mathmug. by (l Someone l) February 8, 2022
Get the Mathmug.