Five Dollar Foot Long

The new deal on sandwiches at Subway, or a really bad pornographic movie.
I bought a 12" sub for 5 dollars, and ate it while I masturbated to "Five Dollar Foot Long."
by Eck XC 69 October 31, 2008
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Long time no sea

When too much time has elapsed since you last went on a cruise.
The only cure for this is to contact your travel agent and get one or more booked up immediately. 😍
Long time no sea so about to call my travel agent.
by Cesca1705 May 24, 2016
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long island lolita

The Long Island Lolita is the classic Long Island Tale of a teenage girl who seduced A much older married man. When he wouldn’t leave his wife, she shot her in the back of the head. And made Long Islanders look like white trash messes.
1- you’ve never heard of long island Lolita?
2- Bruh just cause I’m from Long Island doesn’t mean I know them OH MY GODDD
by LassieBb March 2, 2019
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the long island goodbye

When he could no longer look us in the eyes, we thought he was going to give us the long island goodbye.
by Paul the Mediocre June 22, 2009
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Wisconsin Long John

When a girl vomits on your dick then passes out.
Bruce got a Wisconsin Long John at the camp ground this weekend.
by maui059 July 18, 2011
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big daddy long dick

When you are clapping your girls cheeks so incredible you become thanos
Bro fr the other day I fucked my girl so hard she called me big daddy long dick
by Roll tide bby May 25, 2019
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