i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
Get the I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Assmug. Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").
One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!
by QuacksO April 8, 2020
Get the Schmucker's Goober Jellymug. by Ritacca June 15, 2023
Get the beetroot jellymug. he keeps sticking his hand in the jellyfish tank and asking strangers to pee on him as it's a "medical emergency". It's the 4th time this week he's gotten a Jelly Shower
by Jellyshowerluvr February 6, 2022
Get the Jelly Showermug. A sexual action most times used before sex. This action consists of a male pleasuring a female by putting his fingers (most times he puts 2 fingers) inside a womans vagina and massages the inside of her vagina and/or at time quickly taking his fingers inside and out fastly, Creating lots of pleasure for the female. Most times during this action the woman can moan in satisfaction or antisipation. Sometimes this action can be used by a womon and a male, a woman and a woman, or a woman by herself.
The rubbing of a woman's vagina by herself or by someone else.
The rubbing of a woman's vagina by herself or by someone else.
Bethanna- i heard that your sister got "satisfied" last night
Africa- Yeah i know im the one that told Daisy that told you
Bethanna- How did you find out?
Africa- I heard her moan, then she yelled "YES, scoop that jelly!!!"
Bethanna- OMG
Africa- Yeah i know im the one that told Daisy that told you
Bethanna- How did you find out?
Africa- I heard her moan, then she yelled "YES, scoop that jelly!!!"
Bethanna- OMG
by Big, Blonde and BEAUTIFUL! March 22, 2010
Get the Scoop that jellymug. When you start to plan something so far in advance that there are multiple variables and changes before execution of the plan, but you have to say and do something about it now or no one will be ready.
My wife and I started jelly-casting next year's vacation before we were done with this year's vacation.
by Wild billiard January 23, 2022
Get the Jelly-castingmug. This is a term used by an individual to express how insanely jealous they are of another person's belongings or situation. The Jelly is an abbreviation for Jealous, the AF stands for As F**k.
Stuart: OH my gosh, I just won the $600 Million jackpot on the powerball lottery!!!
Brian: Wow, I'm Jelly AF!
Brian: Wow, I'm Jelly AF!
by The real C mama January 7, 2022
Get the Jelly AFmug.