To soak a mans penis into a pint of guinness and then slap a womans face with said guinness soaked penis.
Person A: Where was bob last night
Person B: I heard he was giving his wife the irish thwack
Person A: My Goodness!
Person B: I heard he was giving his wife the irish thwack
Person A: My Goodness!
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Get the Irish meat sickel mug.When a red-head shoves his fist up a ebonys asshole and grabs there ribcage while trying to rip it out.
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Get the Irish Ice Cream mug.A peppery flavored comedian bearing a crumbly texture and a brackish aftertaste who leads with homogenous humor and lacks overall comedic substance. Her neeps & tates are known to have scared the evil out of an entire legion of demons who immediately converted to Taoism then fled to a remote cavern located in the center of a Nepalese mountain. Those demons created a trauma recovery center where they are reported to self treat. The Irish Haggis finishes all her “jokes” with the same punchline every time; Donald Trump.
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The Irish Haggis, imported from America and introduced to Ireland doesn’t fool the locals. It’s the same old Haggis in new packaging.
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Igor is getting married so we took him out for his Bucks' party, we all thought it was going to be a quiet one until the drinking began. Never thought he would turn out to be a Reverse Irish Buck, he was soo drunk he passed out on the way to the wedding.
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