To hinder the ability of a friend or associate to engage romantically with strangers by wearing the unfashionably foam shoes called "Crocs," thereby conferring the aura of a friend-of-Croc-wearers to said friend or associate.
Noun form is a "Croc-blocker;" One who Croc-blocks others.
Also see: Cock-blocking,
Noun form is a "Croc-blocker;" One who Croc-blocks others.
Also see: Cock-blocking,
Friend 1: "Damn man, Brett has really got to stop wearing Crocs... I can't pickup any chicks around him."
Friend 2: "Yea man that stinks, he is totally Croc-Blocking you"
Friend 2: "Yea man that stinks, he is totally Croc-Blocking you"
by Taytayshenaynay January 12, 2021
I went to get a second opinion on my illness, but I was doc blocked when my primary care notified my insurance.
by Felonious Drunk July 28, 2011
when you girlfriend is constantly on chat with you, while you are at a party, in the hopes that you will be busy with her and not score with other women
by Aprilstar November 09, 2014
by Arsonist November 05, 2020
A deliberate, pre-planned, appreciated cock block.
When you play chaperone to a friend who is the target of someone's unrequited interest.
When you tag along so a friend isn't alone with a creeper.
When you beg a friend not to leave you alone with an overeager suitor you are socially obligated to endure.
When you play chaperone to a friend who is the target of someone's unrequited interest.
When you tag along so a friend isn't alone with a creeper.
When you beg a friend not to leave you alone with an overeager suitor you are socially obligated to endure.
"We need to stalk block for David at happy hour. Deborah from accounting is really making him nervous."
"I can't leave yet. I said I would stalk block for Emma until Patrick leaves the party."
"Will you come with me to my brother's birthday party? I need some serious stalk blocking because his friends are the worst."
"I can't leave yet. I said I would stalk block for Emma until Patrick leaves the party."
"Will you come with me to my brother's birthday party? I need some serious stalk blocking because his friends are the worst."
by MouthFullOfBees December 13, 2015
when a woman impedes the progress of another woman to successfully court or flirt with a man; or when a woman rejects the proposal from a separate man to date/flirt/dance with his male friend. The female equivalent of a cock blocker or being cock blocked.
by spankydoodle21 February 18, 2010
"Speed-Blocker"... similar in intenet to "C-Blocker" as someone who rides in the fast lanes of the highway going at or below the posted speed limit and MUCH below the speed everyone else is attempting to travel in that lane. Especially aggrivating when it is obvious the driver is purposely holding up traffic.
I was flying down I-95 to get to the game, but some S-Blocker was in the left lane holding everyone up and I missed the face-off and most of the first period !!!
by Bobaloo01 November 25, 2009