House of Cards

a sexual position in which the male is leaning at an angle with the back of his shoulders against a wall, supporting the female in the eki ben position. The House of Cards is named as such for its obvi

"his back was against the wall. He lifted me up and we started to make love. Unfortunately, he had neglected to take his socks off, and the carpet was nylon. It felt like were were a House of Cards and one wrong move could topple us over."

by RadioNutz March 18, 2009

build a house

To egg someones house

To build a house by going to someones house and egging it

by poopheadzzzz May 2, 2008

Waffle House

The act of having sex with women having every major STD known. This can be achieved with one or multiple females. At the end of this act, one's wang will have the effect of Waffle House - DIRTY, potentially painful, and will have as many things added as the hashbrowns.

Man, I pulled a waffle house last night. My wang being "smothered," "covered," "chunked," and "capped" wasn't so bad, but it getting "topped with burt's chili" burns like hell. I think I need to go see a doctor.

by The Gersh October 6, 2005

house elf

A polite word for an African- American or black employee of Carnegie Mellon University that exhibits incompetence, idiocy, and tomfoolery in its purest form.

Fucking house elves.
1: Yo that drunk house elf needed directions.
2: Thank you.
3: No thank you. Never give directions again.
Yo lets have a house elf gangbang.

by Justin Hedge February 4, 2008

take it to the house

Sexual terminology for take your woman to the house and get your game on

Damn guy, take it to the house.

by HA! September 19, 2003

Butterfly House

Having a large vulva/vagina capable of accomodating more than one customer simultaneously puts you into this category.

Jane didn't even budge or wink an eye when Peter accidentaly reversed his Chevy into her Butterfly House while she was lying down on the driveway, legs spread (no undies), mending her own wheels.

by Wildcat March 4, 2003

dookie house

an outhouse or porta-potty

damn i just dropped a fat deuce in the dookie house

by alex kensil October 18, 2006