massive horse cock

A giant, veiny, throbbing member. Usually at least 13 inches... In girth. Such phalluses are often deemed unsuitable for Intercourse with human women, and should therefore be used to pleasure only large land dwelling mammals (e.g. Elephants, hippopotamuses, robotic dinosaurs), or Ke$ha.

Often referred to as a great column

"Hi! Can I tear you apart with my massive horse cock??"

"fuck no. What do I look like, Ke$ha?! "

"Yes, a little bit. I mean, she's hot, in a slutty way."

"let me read some erotica while I eat French toast"

by Massivehorse August 2, 2016

fucking horse shit

This web site.

urbandictionary.com

by the bearer of truth November 6, 2003

fuck your horse

The phrase "fuck your horse" is used when someone tramples over you by a indestructable horse in battlefield 1.

Nigga "fuck your horse" .

by Tippmax August 1, 2017

Horse left the barn

When crap your pants trying to hold it in.

Nancy: are you ok rob
Rob: nope, the horse left the barn, I'm gonna have to change.

by Robert billfuse November 17, 2019

bareback horse riding

to ride a horse without a saddle sitting bare on their back.

I went bareback horse riding today on a horse

by rosebudford June 30, 2017

russian race horse

when you have to pee really bad that it starts to hurt that you have to move around

I gotta piss like a Russian race horse

by Schomby May 5, 2018

bionic sea horse

a sex move made up my dane cook. where you pick up you leg and move it back and forth. and you hold your head

"when you cheating on some one you do all the thinkg your partner would not do like the bionic sea horse" dane cook

by soupisgood08 June 21, 2009