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Pot Noodle Family

A single parent with kids looking for someone to be a partner and a parent.
They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?

What?

Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!

friends and family discount 

you're not friends and you're not family so I'm robbing you
Ey anyone want to make some saffron rice?
You're broke af how did you afford saffron?
Friends and family discount

Semi Doppelgänger Family 

A family that is similar to yours, the people in the family have no real actions to you and may not look like you, but they share similar traits.
Bob: hey I met my semi doppelgänger family
Billy: cool

Bratt’s family 

Bratt Son has a Bratty sis and whore mother and you can see videos of their last family vacation on Pornhub.com
Person 1 : What’s a Bratt’s family?
Person 2 : A family who thinks incest is wincest.

mental health family

A mental health family is people or a person that gives the support you need for your mental health. They support you, listen to you without interrupting or shutting you down, don’t invalidate your problems, and don’t yell at you when your not able to function some days. So yeah and overall they comfort you when things get really really bad. And when everyone else left, they are right there. They will always be there for you no matter what happens.
My mental health family is Jesus, Haikyuu, and BTS.

Fair Whether Family 

Family members Whose presence is Rare and Far in between and When They Show Face, They come With Demands. So you love from afar.
When Ty Comes Let me know ahead of time, He begging and it's annoying. He's one of them Fair Whether Family, members I can only handle in spurts .