Face freeze

When you continuously make a face abnormal to your own, so much your muscles in your face become too stiff to go back to normal

"Dude quit making that face! You'll get the face freeze!"

by PuncakeMan April 3, 2016

face-canoe

While chatting up a fine young lady the male (aka peter mckibbon) may be spotted grinning in such a sleazy fashion that his face is formed into a canoe-like shape.

"Get the fuck away from me you sleaze...you fucking face-canoe!"

by alex thurlow March 9, 2004

bottle to the face

when one drinks the entire contents of a bottle of liquor, typically all in one sitting.

michelle: that test fucking blew
jessica: yea it did... lets take a bottle to the face tonight

by jjzoo March 1, 2009

Barrel-Faced

When somebody gets killed by getting hit in the face with a barrel.

I was playing Half-Life: Deathmatch and I totally barrel-faced some noob.

by Zombiebot King September 23, 2009

face bitching

bitching in a whining fashion on facebook and nobody really cares.

face bitching status update: aw....i have to go to work AGAIN!? why me?

by amanda2169 September 29, 2010

unfortunate face

A kind way to say someone is either ugly or just doesn't look right

That girl's nice and all but she sure does have an unfortunate face

by Lop lop March 8, 2010

Webb-Faced

To imbibe, mass quantities of alcohol leading to ones most awesomeness, and or most epic night ever, like beating a volvo, or elbow dropping a bush, pukeing in a fake tree in a bar in a foregn country

Person A: dude, did you see brandon?
Person B: no, why?
Person A:he was so webb-faced
or
That guy killed a secret service agent with his dick. He was so Webb-faced

by webbsaw May 20, 2011