face bitching

bitching in a whining fashion on facebook and nobody really cares.

face bitching status update: aw....i have to go to work AGAIN!? why me?

by amanda2169 September 29, 2010

Barrel-Faced

When somebody gets killed by getting hit in the face with a barrel.

I was playing Half-Life: Deathmatch and I totally barrel-faced some noob.

by Zombiebot King September 23, 2009

bottle to the face

when one drinks the entire contents of a bottle of liquor, typically all in one sitting.

michelle: that test fucking blew
jessica: yea it did... lets take a bottle to the face tonight

by jjzoo March 1, 2009

Stool Face

That undeniable facial expression that displays sheer pain and pleasurable release all at the same time when one is attempting and eventually passing a hard, crusty, constipated turd from one's ass.

I shot a selfie taking a dump this morning and captured my stool face.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Slur Face

1- Funny looking mouth thing.
2 - A chick who looks like a Slur
3- A slut

Damn that bitch has a Slur Face

by BOTI is MAD October 19, 2009

Face-attention

(noun)- When someone updates their status and/or posts on their Facebook profile, and as a result, receives 10, or maybe even 100's of replies -yes it's possible- commenting on that very same status.

1. (Girl/boy thinking to herself) Hmm.. what should I post which will give me lots of Face-attention?

2. Wow I got 60 replies after posting a video of Kanye dissing Taylor Swift! Sweet! Face-attention! What I crave most!

3. I feel so unloved....no one ever gives me Face-attention!

by Peanutbuttersnaps October 3, 2009

unfortunate face

A kind way to say someone is either ugly or just doesn't look right

That girl's nice and all but she sure does have an unfortunate face

by Lop lop March 8, 2010