Dude what are you doing?

A Philism most often used in blatantly obvious situations.
Phil: Dude what are you doing? (Said to man sitting on toilet conducting the butt orchestra)
Mistral: WTF I’m giving birth to a brown baby boy what’s it sound like?
by Hooter Hunter August 25, 2004
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200 dudes, 4 showers

A loose term used to describe prison life. Used sarcastically like: WTF, how do you think prison life was.
Q: Dude, how was the pen?

A: 200 dudes, 4 showers
by rscowboy June 23, 2010
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When something is SO gay, an orgy of strictly men just couldn't compare.
THAT sounds Gayer than 6 dudes having sex with 7 dudes, using semen as lube.
by Jesus Dressed in Black January 19, 2022
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sorry dude but what the fuck

Often used in situations where you just don't understand your fucking life.
Person1: Do you want to marry me?
Person2: Sorry dude but what the fuck?
by sorry dude but what the fuck November 19, 2017
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Car where's my dude

When u got high and drunk last night, and lose your memory. When u wake up u have a hangover, but ur still high, and attempt to figure out what happened last night while still zonked out of your mind.
by Dabryn May 30, 2017
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Dude, your text is drunk.

A cellphone text that's been sent by someone you think is drunk because it's incomprehensible, but you're not sure and you don't want to offend them by asking if THEY'RE drunk.
Person A: "Yeah were somewhere gone off now. where u at?"

Person B: "Dude, your text is drunk. Call me."
by Gin Blossom June 19, 2010
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The act of attempting to drop a syringe into a patient from another story of a building.
Welcome to Dude Perfect: Surgery Edition, let’s see if this syringe makes it.
by MaybeARealWord January 13, 2022
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