I Can’t Drive 55

One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no!
So I tried my best illegal move
Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again!

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55! Oh No!

Uh!
So I signed my name on number 24, hey!
Yeah the judge said, "Boy, just one more...
We're gonna throw your ass in the city joint"

Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?"
I said Yea!, Oh yea!
Write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive

Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55!
Oh, yea!

I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
Uh!

When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer.
And I can't get get my care out of second gear.
What used to take two hours now takes all day. Huh!
It took me 16 hours to get to L.A.

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I Can’t Drive 55!
No, no no,

I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive 55!

by Death Menace July 3, 2023

Drive Runner

Someone physically attractive; someone who "runs" your sex "drive" up.

That girl at the bar is a real Drive Runner, my balls are already blue

by GarciaForReal99 January 4, 2024

Dream Driving

To drive while sleeping, nodding dozing or taking a nap.

KayKay I was Dream Driving and I ended up smashing into a living room...

by Andrrewrp88 April 22, 2021

drive a moose

To drive a moose is to take a dump, but then drive it up someone else's ass, so they can punch a moose later on.

To punch a moose is to take a shit. My friend was constipated, so after I punched a moose, I took my shit and drove it up their ass. This is called to drive a moose. A few minutes later, they were successfully able to unload their bowels and later that night, they gratefully thanked me in private.

by Moose Driver October 13, 2013

be quiet and drive (far, far away) main riff tab

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Deftones fan- Hey, could you tell me the be quiet and drive (far, far away) main riff tab

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by epsteinislandnewowner March 23, 2025

Drive-by Sext

When an old hook up randomly sends you an unsolicited sext / dirty text and then ghosts you.

Girl 1: "This guy Andrew that I hooked up with a couple of months ago just sent me a sext at 2pm on a Tuesday...when I texted him back, he never replied."
Girl 2: "Oo yeah, he's messing with you with that drive-by sext"

by anonymous March 18, 2023

drive the volleyball bus

The act of inserting both penis and testicles into your partner's orafice of choice.

I thrust a little to hard with the wife last night and had to drive the volleyball bus home!

by Pigdog Volt May 5, 2018