coffee stamp

the coffee stamp is performed by spreading ones buttcheeks, placing their anus on the unsuspecting victim and leaving behind a small brown ring, much like the stain a coffee cup would leave on a piece of paper.

dude mike passed out early! lets go coffee stamp his forehead!

by singleton October 13, 2008

Coffee Creamer

When a person looks like or seems like they'll enjoy a coffee enema, then having someone ejaculate into their anus, mixing them up.

You know Micheal? He's quite the coffee creamer.

by QTEila May 19, 2021

Dirty Coffee

When your wife pulls the possum butt plug out of your ass and shoved it straight in your mouth, whilst she squeals like a possum.

My wife gave me a dirty coffee yesterday

by Red Neck Devil May 4, 2023

Fly Coffee

When you drink coffee thats sat out for a few days, maybe even a week, and there is a boat load of flys maggots ect. ready for you to drink!

Damn Son, that coffee's a couple days old, you really want to drink that shit?

Dad its fly coffee, at least Im getting protein!

by 8bitmodern January 12, 2020

Coffee Time

Calling your friend or group to have a cigarette

“Oi Tim, Coffee Time?”

by Dkekekekkekekekek February 6, 2020

Fairfax Coffee Filter

When you shit in a sock and force it through the mesh on the closed end.

Pass me his sock homie ima Fairfax coffee filter his shit. Shabooya!

by Arbas April 12, 2024

Slav Coffee

An alcoholic drink containing
-1 shot of vodka
-1 shot of eggnog schnapps

-1 shot of original monster energy
-1/2 can of Dr Pepper
It may sound bad but it’s surprisingly good

Yo, you got the stuff to make Slav coffee?

by Memely_dayz March 19, 2021