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Chinese Bakery

After falling victim to the Dutch Oven, you respond to your partner by shitting under the covers, then forcing them under to experience the smells of an authentic Chinese Bakery.

Note: A Chinese Bakery must respect the tradition of Chinese baking tradition, meaning it can only be created following a Dutch Oven. Not to be confused with the Dubai Special.
It was crazy bro, I gave my girl a Dutch Oven last night but she totally got me back later on. She shat on the sheets and made a Chinese Bakery!
by Airza May 7, 2025
mugGet the Chinese Bakerymug.

Chinese Tom

1851....😳😳😳😳😳
Super Idol的笑容
都没你的甜
八月正午的阳光
都没你耀眼
热爱 105 °C的你
滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
Ching Chang hanji can't bungee at all kitchen in a doungen I swear I'm gonna bang Paul fool man I'm touching you my momma wasn't lovely I swear I'm gonna bang Paul Ching Chang hanji can't bungee at all kitchen in a doungen I swear I'm gonna bang Paul fool man I'm touching you my momma wasn't lovely I swear I'm gonna bang Paul Chinese tom
by DieInAFireSwine January 24, 2022
mugGet the Chinese Tommug.

Chinese Backdoor

When your partner penetrates you anally with chopsticks.
After eating Chinese takeout my fortune cookie told me to expect an unwelcome surprise. Later I was going to let my boyfriend fuck me doggy style but he pranked me with the Chinese backdoor.
by Obiwannobie April 22, 2020
mugGet the Chinese Backdoormug.

Chinese hotdog

A sexual act upon where a recipient will bend over spreading their butt cheeks and a partner will slide a dragon tongue pepper into their anus.
Lorna shrieked in terror as her infernal anus fried from a chinese hotdog.
by CatButtPaperCut July 12, 2019
mugGet the Chinese hotdogmug.

chinese mafia

a gang of people, example ben mackeen
oh lord its ben mackeen in the chinese mafia
by naked ghandi January 1, 2023
mugGet the chinese mafiamug.

Chinese Laundry Chute

The act of being sucked out of a plane without a parachute.
How'd he die?

Goddamn Chinese laundry chute.

Damn chinks.
by Pinkmin June 26, 2017
mugGet the Chinese Laundry Chutemug.

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