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Chinese suicide

When a person is shot in the back of their head, twice.
The first shot is always lethal, the second shot makes sure that they are dead.

Used against Chinese people who are hostile/show disliking toward the Chinese Government.

Similar to being suicided
Person1: Hey did you hear that 抗议者 disappeared after going to a pro-democracy protest.
Person2: Yes, I heard he got Chinese suicided.

Person1: I'm so glad that I support everything that our great and glorious country does.
Person2: I think our country needs a change of leadership, we need a leader that puts the people before the party.

(Person2 got Chinese suicided later that day)
by Chunkybeef9847 October 19, 2021
mugGet the Chinese suicidemug.

chinese fist bump

The Chinese Fist Bump is a sex act, whereupon two men comradely bump fists through pelvic tissue whilst double-penetrating a maiden.
Lei Weng and I got our hands stuck in a geisha last night at the dojo after doing some Chinese Fist Bumps!
by liam. May 13, 2022
mugGet the chinese fist bumpmug.

Chinese Court

Any encounter that leads to you increased scrutiny.
Officer- “Can you tell me why we want to talk to you?”

Citizen - “probably my feelings about the protests in Hong Kong”

Officer - “Well , that’s not it, but we’ll talk about that later.”

Citizen - wait! Is this a Chinese court?
by Doe Reaper July 11, 2021
mugGet the Chinese Courtmug.

NO IT'S NOT CHINESE BECKY!

A phrase that is often used when Becky forgets that every single thing that is Asian is Chinese. Most of the time it means that becky either dumb or racist.
*person1 is peacefully eating sushi*
*Becky walks in*
Person1: Oh hi Becky, do you want some sushi?
Becky: Ew no I don't want ur Chinese stuff
person1:
the dog:
the cat:
the sushi:

weebs:
k-pop fans:
asians:
*God comes down from heaven*
God: NO IT'S NOT CHINESE BECKY!
by I married a frog October 22, 2020
mugGet the NO IT'S NOT CHINESE BECKY!mug.

Chinese food

Freind: Yo did I u try the new Chinese food place
U: Ya is really good I love dog and cat
by Aloafofdeath February 27, 2019
mugGet the Chinese foodmug.

Chinese Whisper

A sexual act which involves 3 or more people Cumming on another individuals ears and mouth and when they are finished they will then whisper flirty quotes into the persons ear and the person will then have to guess what they said along with trying to say it with multiple hot loads in their mouth
"I'm bored and really horny, we should all do a Chinese Whisper on Carl "
by anonymous May 13, 2024
mugGet the Chinese Whispermug.

Chinesism

The feeling you get when you want to steal the West Philippine Sea
When we traveled in the Philippines my friend saw how big the West Philippines Sea is he got Chinesism.
by GlitchEcCity May 18, 2019
mugGet the Chinesismmug.

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