Bean God

A bottom lesbian who has flicked her bean 4 times in a day due to boredom while under quarantine.

“I flicked the bean... 4 times... 4... fucking... times... today...”. This person now qualifies as a bean god.

by 7liveslost March 21, 2020

bean dip

when the sweaty mexican soccer player exchange student takes an ice bath in the training room

His thick juicy calves were so sore that the trainer decided he needed a bean dip.

by beandip69420 September 23, 2022

Sneaky Bean

Someone, typically a ginger, that steals something, blames it on someone else and gets away with it.

Johnny is the sneaky bean. He drank all the wine and told Dad that I did it, so now everyone hates me. Just like Johnny wanted.

by MomsFavorite May 21, 2022

beans the dog

A nice, sweet boi. A doggo. Very well behaved. Cute, adorable, precious.

Person : DID U HERE ABOUT THAT PUPPER?
Other Person : no.
Person : BEANS THE DOG IS ADORABLE!

by not.beans October 27, 2018

King of the beans

Lord Ayden Blanding

Ayden blanding is the king of the beans

by Wonkypenguin556 June 20, 2022

Hoolia Bean

Hoolia Beans are the full names of Hoolia’s. They are typically small and quiet and don’t talk to people. They steal your food often. I don’t recommend adopting one.

Person 1: what’s that..stealing your food?
Person 2: oh that’s a Hoolia bean

by Willowstar21 March 24, 2019

Cowboy beans

Hemorrhoids caused by the inevitable homosexual relations between male cowboys out on the range.

I gotta get off this horse, my cowboy beans are killing me.

by Chief Maizholington January 18, 2023