Alabama Kangaroo

The utilization of a motorized scooter for disability (specifically morbid obesity) to drive oneself and their defenseless progeny to a location for more sustenance. The progenitor must so thoroughly fill the motor scooter's space that the progeny cannot physically fit anywhere except a small pocket of air in the floor space of the scooter, sized somewhat akin to a Guantanamo Bay Enhanced Interrogation Room (and accomplishing the same effect).

The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.

He’s like a baby kangaroo in his mother's pouch! What an Alabama Kangaroo!

by TyCooper2010 February 5, 2019

Alabama James

The off-brand cousin of Indiana Jones who digs up “ancient relics” in junkyards and abandoned Walmarts. Instead of a whip, he carries a garden hose. Instead of a fedora, he wears a Bass Pro Shop hat.
Known for quotes like “It belongs in a Bass Pro Museum!” and “Snakes? I eat those for breakfast, son.” His idea of a hidden temple is an old Cracker Barrel with a suspicious basement.
Drives a rusty pickup named “The Ark of ‘Bama”, fights raccoons instead of Nazis, and once got cursed for stealing a haunted moonshine jug from a Civil War reenactment site.
Alabama James adventures include:
Alabama James and the Waffle House of Doom
Alabama James and the Lost Remote Control of Pawpaw
Alabama James and the Curse of the NASCAR Pharaoh
Has zero credentials, but says things like “Trust me, I majored in vibes.” Carries around a “holy relic” that’s just an unopened can of 1987 Tab cola.

Alabama James tried to raid a tomb but it turned out to be a Piggly Wiggly stockroom.

by Anttonedodeson June 1, 2025

alabama bull dozer

When a girl takes a shit and a guy pushes it back in with his dick.

Had to give my girlfriend the alabama bull dozer while doing anal last night.

by Rick0921 October 17, 2022

selma Alabama

Selma Alabama home of crooked mayor's and city officials home of crackheads pill poppers powder head niggas and bitches, home of of racism low key still is a racist ass city home of bad body prostitute's, roaches, carpet burns and fake designer clothes, putuna cigarette smoking ass niggas home of some good people also some real niggas not (many tho) home of hard working people that the city take advantage of and under pay them home of stealing kids dreams robbing them of they future home of being around and being comfortable with being around failure daily home of no ambition no dreams home dressing any kind of way home of walking in the store dressed any kind of way (first impression is best impression)home of no drive it's been stolen home of no bright future to look forward until the crooks

Selma Alabama lame ass city

by Callmehaterproof June 19, 2022

Alabama Slam-O-Rama

An incest orgy, consisting of uncles, brothers, fathers, sisters, mothers.

That girl/boy has had his fair share of fornication with his/her sisters/brothers and mother/father. They do a weekly Alabama Slam-O-Rama at the trailer park!

by flyboy_24 May 8, 2021

Alabama twizzler

The action of a man eating a twizzler out of his sisters ass in 69 position.

“Yo big brother, do you wanna give me a Alabama twizzler.”

by LYCB December 9, 2024

Alabama Push pop

The act of fucking a girl in the ass after taco bell so she has to shit and when she finally does using your dick to shove it back up her ass

Billy: dude did you smash Stacy last night?

Tom: yea but she had taco bell earlier that night so I had to gave her the ol' Alabama Push pop

by Ruthtj34 October 13, 2016