Grand-Master simp

A "grand-master simp" is someone who makes simping their mastery, and tries to deny that they are a simp. typically that will be the head of simps in your friend group.

"Jake is the "grand-master simp" of our friend group"
"Yeah its a shame that he cant get a girlfriend "

by BIDDLITS August 16, 2020

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National Simp Day

A day where the country recognizes all simps.

National Simp Day is May 14th.

by CommiteeForSimps May 14, 2020

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National Simp Month

All December simping nationally approved by Obama

Joshua: "Edwin why you simping so much over jasmin?"
Edwin: "Because bruh it's National Simp Month!"

by Yung Couch October 22, 2019

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Simp ass Nigga

buying women you met a few days ago hundreds of dollars worth of christmas gifts

Bro i just bought this girl a $40 shirt, i’m already working over $100. This is a Simp ass Nigga.

by wavyali December 23, 2019

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simp appreciation day

July 25
The day on which simps are appreciated for their hard work of protecting women and being nice to them

Hey bro thank you for your hard work. Happy simp appreciation day.

by simp2020 July 21, 2020

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Guys who follow a niche internet micro celebrity female on social media. She’s usually a gamer girl, so they join her Discord in hopes of becoming her Moderator. She talks to them occasionally and they all think she wants to date them. They always give her what she wants, compliment her, and stalk her.

Guy 1: Wow this girl is a gamer? She’s super cool.

Guy 2: She’s so hot!

Guy 3: You guys are such incel simp orbiter freaks. I’m leaving.

by Smileymary May 2, 2022

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