Beef Boating

The act of motorboating the balls

Bro, Betty was at my house last night and she was exploring the outer rim and started beef boating me and i had an out of body experience.

by Anon Martyr April 1, 2023

pig boat

Pig Boat is the nickname given to the now de-commissioned USS California (CGN-36), a nuclear powered guided missile cruiser that was commissioned from 1974 - 1999. Although the official nickname of the vessel was "Golden Grizzly", it was more commonly referred to as the Pig Boat by her enlisted crew due to the resemblance of the bear on the ships badge to that of a pig.

After the Pig Boat pulled into the Philippines, a national surge in pregnancies and STD's was reported.

by X-NAV December 23, 2019

Brown Boating

When you defecate the bed profusely to where it's overflowing.

Dude, I was so sick I ended up brown boating my girlfriends bed.

by Brown eyed bambi January 8, 2024

that’ll tow the boat

To tow the boat, means to get the job done in a robust and efficient manner.

Marcus: i’m Thinking of buying a Jimny
Tom: Fuck that, buy a Land Cruiser, that’ll tow the boat.

by President of WMSSA September 8, 2021

squirt boating

the process where one jizzes on a girls tits and then proceeds to motorboat them

John: "Did you see that new nurse on 9 West?"
Justin: "Shit yeah dude, I'd love to take her squirt boating sometime!"
John: "What the hell is squirt boating?"
Justin: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, you sorry ass chode."

by squirt boating mofo May 8, 2014

Tug-Boat You

One person stands still while the other pshysicaly moves them around to there liking

Before a Family Portrate
Photographer: Everyone gather over there and ill Tug-Boat You into position
Family (mumbles): Ok

by 2Ninja4U November 16, 2009

Boat code

If you’re invited on a mans boat. Don’t ask to bring your boyfriend.

“Want to come on Mike’s boat this weekend?”
“Can I bring my boyfriend?”
“No! You shouldn’t even ask! don’t you know boat code.”

by Sunshinestateofmind June 4, 2021