In-law Zoned

The Friendzone, but worse. When someone you like would rather want your kid and their kid to get married.

Person 1: I like you.
Person 2: Sorry I don't see you like that.

(Decades later)
(Person 2 marries Person 3)
(Person 1 marries Person 4)

Person 2: Wow I hope our kids get married.
Person 1: (Bruh I just got In-law Zoned )

by User12345000 March 28, 2022

To Create a Danger Zone

To fart

"Lord have mercy im bout to create a Danger Zone"
-Spiderman

by Vale76 April 11, 2022

Zoning

Irritating ,annoying

Says corny joke :
Her : Bro you zoning me out shut up

by Cinnncin December 26, 2020

R-Zone

a video game console that Tiger Electronics made a bit after the Virtual Boy and imitated it, but added a wristband, had trash music in the games, and got as far away from the Virtual Boy's idea as possible

P1: Have you heard about the R-Zone?
P2: No?
P1: Have you heard of the Virtual Boy that was intended to make you feel like you're actually there?
P2: Yes.
P1: Well, it was a system that Tiger Electronics made after the Virtual Boy. It's basically the Virtual Boy, but shittier. As if the Virtual Boy didn't suck ass enough.
P2: Well, can I see one of the games?
P1: shows batman forever?
20 seconds in*
P2: oh fuck no-
btw the image is a virtual boy lol

by PalkiaTurned8-bit February 6, 2021

half zone

half an ounce

yo what's the ticket on the half zone of the gas

by cyanidecereal February 7, 2021

Cue Zone

The armpit of a cute girl. It is very comfy for the boyfriend to lay in.

Whitley loves to lay in the cue zone of Snudder Girl

by Snudderboy55 February 17, 2021

Deepest and Darkest zone

The furry,changed and jaystation (even n&a production etc.) are in that zone

Deepest and Darkest zone is describing the almost ground of the rabbithole

by That Memer 69420 monke February 27, 2021