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Tony is the kind of person who beats you 24/7 and never calls you back.
by howcrazyareyou November 24, 2023
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Tony hawked

When you flip your girl around like a skateboard and grind your dick across her face.
Bro I was with this girl the other night and she wanted something new so I Tony Hawked her. Got that mad combo score with her!
by anonymous April 20, 2025
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Tony

A thoughtful, understanding listener who has the best smile. A Tony will always encourage you and brighten up your day, watch hours of Netflix videos, will go on adventure with you, take good care of you, tell you the best bedtime stories and cook with you and for you. They quite possibly make for the best boyfriends and best buddies out there. Count yourself lucky if you get to be with a Tony. A Tony’s only flaw is losing at Mario Kart.
Person 1: how did you find such a great boyfriend
Person 2: I just searched for a Tony
by Santac January 15, 2021
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Tony

The absolute most amazing person ever.
Anyone would be so damn lucky to have a Tony in their life. He also has the best smile with deep ass dimples.
Hiiii tonyyyy”
Lolll
by 3milyyv.v October 3, 2019
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A Tony Man

A Tony Man refers to someone who judges another person's playstyle in a video game or their approach to a situation based on their own preferences or standards. This term also describes an individual who tends to vanish from social circles unless there's food or alcohol involved, but suddenly reappears once these elements are hinted at, even after a prolonged period of silence. Additionally, a Tony Man can also be known as a "baby man" who displays child-like behaviors, especially concerning food, physical exercise, and social situations. This includes avoiding adult food, such as sauces, and exhibiting other immature traits.
"Bro, stop being a Tony Man! I want to punch the tree; I don't want the tools you looted from the villagers. LET ME CRAFT!"

"Dude, stop being a Tony Man. We just want to be there to support Mark; his dad just died! The bar can wait, you asshole."
by StevenMaque1997 April 25, 2024
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Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"
by heyitzaj July 5, 2016
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Tony

If you meet an asain named Tony, you are in deep trouble. This man is like no other, not only will he fuck your girl but also your mom, sister and grandma. Asain Tony’s tend to be very intelligent, intuitive, and motivated people. They are going to be very successful in life
Person 1: yo bro you see Tony’s new drip?
Person 2: Fuck that guy he fucked my nana
by Icedragon4456 November 24, 2019
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