Stoned as a brick

when your so stoned and you feel so solid

Dude you look as stoned as a brick

by Dom1441 December 14, 2018

stone pillar

When a mans penis is so hard that it can break rocks in one hit.

I will smash you all with my stone pillar.

by FireShotGamer December 17, 2017

Sacramento Stones Deep

A man will take his entire penis and balls and place them into a womans vagina.

Last weekend after the club I got Sacramento Stones Deep on Becky.

by SacStinker January 24, 2018

stone age parenting

When your parents take all of your electronic shit as punishment.

Little Billy keeps getting D's on his report card. It looks like it's time for some stone age parenting.

by Shit paper March 15, 2019

Clayton Stone

A guy with a little Penis, who likes to be on top when he takes it up the butt!

You are a Clayton Stone!

by Lineman_20 February 4, 2020

Josh Stone

When you play fortnite and apex legends too much

"Wow, he is such a Josh Stone!"

by SAS RECRUIT S9WR February 13, 2019

Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold in a brown monstrosity that requires birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric pain will persistently emit strong, thick gas, whilst trapped in its humid meat purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a well documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themself.

Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining Thanks Giving again, Grandma.

by Windy Frank June 5, 2024