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nerd turding

verb; the act of snorting, sniffing, or sucking nerds out of another person's anus, ass crack, or general rectal area
i heard that jamal is a real freak he went to that girl's house the other day to go nerd turding
by peaches87 April 14, 2010
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Nerd Swag

1) being cool among the nerds, (with merch, skill, or knowledge) as to emulate the confidence and boss-ness of the "swag" popular kids
2) the element of nerd confidence, derived from his or her fandom (and knowledge of that fandom)
3) jokingly used when someone is trying to have "swag" but everyone knows they're a total nerd
1) person A: "woah, did you see him just blast through the whole of assassin's creed in like, 15 minutes? That's insane!”
Person B: " didn't you know? He's a master of the nerd swag"
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nerd-a-licious

When something or someone is more nerdy than usual this would be nerd-a-licious
Joe: Hey sarah I love those glasses, very nerd-a-licious !
Sarah: Thanks I just started wearing them
by blonde_chick122 December 11, 2009
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Nerd Feeder

To provide information to enthusiast a.k.a nerds that is irrelevant to others.
What is the reason for the specializations in Halo 4?
Oh that is just "nerd feeder".
by SUPERDUPERBAM September 4, 2013
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nerd thread

long and drawn out conversation that makes absolutely no sense to 95% of readers but completely coherent those involved. often including random acronyms and acceptance of one's nerdy tendencies.
Now this is a real nerd thread:

1: it also looks cooler :P
2: just cause it has more knobs and buttons
1: exactly
3: with like 200+ ports for master inputs, its kinda easy to just find a hole...but thats all you can do...hahahaha love you Man
4: the PM5D sucks...I am more of an M7CL kinda guy.
5:Actually that looks larger version of the board i learned on....
6:I like the pm5d everything it laid out... and whats with the DELL speakers?
2:yeah... dont ask... they were using the D/O on each channel for headphones (like moving it back and forth) instead of using the solo channel.
4: HAHAHA, at least they weren't using the headphone out as the main level.
6:WOWOWOW
2:lol, i think if you were to look up the definition of Nerd in the dictionary, you'd find this conversation.
4: Funny thing is, A/V nerds arn't like other nerds. We are (for the most part) still able to function socially. It's usually when we start to point out incorrect mici'ng practices to non a/v nerds that we get labeled nerds. IE: This comment thread.
6:i guess that means i am a nerd then.....
5:yep....
by perfectly normal February 21, 2011
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Stats nerd

A guy who needs to know something like 100% of rape is committed by males.
Stats nerd-Im trying to prove my theory that females are more righteous, so 100% of rape is committed by males?
Numbers guy-Yea it turns out all rape is committed by males, what that has to do righteousness of the males who do not rape or the two sexes doesn't seem as proven as the well known belief that males do think about sex every 8 seconds, somewhat involuntarily, all day long (all day including all hours of night).
by Solid Mantis April 13, 2018
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True Nerd

A true Nerd can qoute every star wars movie has at least herd of startrek and watches the big bang theory, has seen any star wars show no matter what age,
by Your avarage slave owner March 4, 2020
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