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cleveland mud slap

When you shit on a girls pussy and slap it down with your dick
Damn bro, last night I gave my girl a Cleveland mud slap
by Thatguywhoeatspie May 4, 2018
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Mississippi Mud Pie

It's when a guy is butt fucking a woman and pulls out and gives her a mouthful of mud pie(shitty dick)she licks the spoon clean until he fills her mouth with whip cream(jizz)
Hey, Sarah popped I your sister's cherry pie last night and gave her a Mississippi Mud Pie for dessert. Ummmm..my favorite!
by MarkAnthony512 June 5, 2020
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mud valve engineer

"oh Wesley i apear to be stuck in your mud valve!"
"Don't worry bruce, shuffle over and get the yellow pages and find the oncall mud valve engineer"
by joshy wash November 3, 2008
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maryland mud crab

The act of pooping on a crab then jamming it in your vagina while your partner sprinkles old bay in your belly button to later lick it out
Luke gave her a Maryland mud crab for Valentine's Day
by Kdogg! May 11, 2017
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funny mud pee

Chinglish, offensive slang.

It sounds like "放你妈的屁" in Mandarin, which means "Stop bullshitting, you motherf***er".

Mostly used when you are contradicting some misleading or fake information about yourself.
Funny mud pee! None of these are real!
by vavavo March 26, 2020
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Mississippi Mud Strip

When you use the jelly from a 600lb persons bed sores as anal lube to fuck your favorite cousin on their power chair
Hey Cheyenne, I can’t wait to try the Mississippi Mud Strip on my first cousin Jennifer. I’m gonna use the jelly from Chris’s bedsores.
by Skizzledizzle January 27, 2021
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Mississippi Mud Train

When one partner fucks their partners mouth, while letting a turd slip out on to their significant others chest, allowing it to slide down their torso.
Man, I can’t believe she let me Mississippi Mud Train her!
by LaneMikey May 26, 2018
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