No Child Left Behind

In very, VERY simple terms: "Schools cannot hold kids back for performing poorly."

The result: Take it from a random Reddit user - "There are kids in my college with a Kindergarten reading level."

Basically, every kid will always advance to the next grade, even if they perform so badly that they should very well actually be pushed BACK a grade.

"No Child Left Behind" is why kids today are fucking retarded

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2024

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You’re not right, but you’re not left either

A way of saying to your friend who is sick and twisted that the joke they made is so raunchy and their mind went straight to the gutter

Johnny: (makes extremely raunchy joke that a normal minded person wouldn’t get, then just starts laughing hysterically)
Billy: “Really Johnny? You’re not right, but you’re not left either.”

by rosenovarocks August 2, 2022

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saifullah omar left nutsack

it is the left nutsack of the epic gaymer known as saifullah omar. Saifullah Omar is an ancient greek god who seeked big black balls all over the world, his journy ended when he met qwertacos q

i want to suck saifullah omar left nutsack

by negrohunter69 June 6, 2022

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Pennsylvania Left

When a driver accelerates through a yellow light to make a left turn. Often, passengers will yell "Pennsylvania LeeeeeeeeEEEEFT!" For the duration of the turn.

"Slow down dude, the light is yellow"

"Watch this I'm boutta make a Pennsylvania Left"
"You're about to get us killed!"

by lordg52 June 9, 2022

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