Jizz

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Joaquin's Jizz Juicer

The Type of sex toy that reeks of centuries worth of crusted up cum rags, but still works after all that shit's been through
HOLY FUCK, HE GOT THE JOAQUIN'S JIZZ JUICER, GET ME ONE OF THOSE
by JozzJuicer November 24, 2022
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Jizz cookie

Alfread: Hey wanna do the Jizz Cookie Competition?
Jack: Do you mean Soggy Biscuit?
by JizzCookie March 28, 2022
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Salad Jizz

Dude, you seriously putting salad jizz on your tendies?
by swiguy2112 August 22, 2025
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Jizz Cut

A version of a film, trailer, tv show, or documentary that differs from the original content by using Jizz instead of another liquid.
The Iron Lung jizz cut has the world record for “most jizz used in film.”
by MemesAreLife! November 18, 2023
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Jizz kill

To ruin the fun aka kill the buzz or cock block
by otb customs May 8, 2020
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Hot jizz tornado

Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.

Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.
Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado
by Kung fu Jim November 27, 2020
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