The Type of sex toy that reeks of centuries worth of crusted up cum rags, but still works after all that shit's been through
by JozzJuicer November 24, 2022

by JizzCookie March 28, 2022

by swiguy2112 August 22, 2025

A version of a film, trailer, tv show, or documentary that differs from the original content by using Jizz instead of another liquid.
by MemesAreLife! November 18, 2023

by otb customs May 8, 2020

Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.
Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.
Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.
Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado
by Kung fu Jim November 27, 2020
